Confessions of a Priest.

-FATHER TOMMY! Your blood sugars are extremely high, I’m going to have to get a doctor to look at this.

-I was wondering about that, is it a problem if they get high?

-Well, I don’t want to alarm you Father but… you could go into a coma AND DIE!

-Oh. I have been feeling sleepy recently…

-That’s exactly the beginning of it. Hmmm… would you have biscuits at night?

-I might have a figroll with my tea.

-How many figrolls Father?

-That’s a man’s own business.

-How many? Half a packet? THE FULL PACKET?!

The persecuted man breaks down in tears.

Exhibit A