Confessions of a Priest.
-FATHER TOMMY! Your blood sugars are extremely high, I’m going to have to get a doctor to look at this.
-I was wondering about that, is it a problem if they get high?
-Well, I don’t want to alarm you Father but… you could go into a coma AND DIE!
-Oh. I have been feeling sleepy recently…
-That’s exactly the beginning of it. Hmmm… would you have biscuits at night?
-I might have a figroll with my tea.
-How many figrolls Father?
-That’s a man’s own business.
-How many? Half a packet? THE FULL PACKET?!
The persecuted man breaks down in tears.
