Female thinking
A: Thanks for the loan of the tent, sorry I took so long to get it back to you.
B: No worries, did you have fun on the trip?
A: Yeah, it was great, it was lovely by the lough… Eh, I sort of have a confession to make…
B: Yeeeeessss?
A: I did something sort of crazy. I found a pair of Elaine’s bikini bottoms in the tent and I put them away in a bag to give back to you, but they kept turning up around the house and mocking me or something…so I…
B: …so you…
A: Burnt them. I burnt them in the back garden.
B: That is a bit crazy. I won’t mention it and hopefully she won’t ask.
A: Thanks.
B: Were they the turquoise ones?
[This was said with a wistful smirk of fond remembrance]
A: Yes.
[This was said with a stoney dullness of jealous hatred]
