Blessed are the Cheesemakers
A well known local cheesemaker walks into the clinic, a quick examination of her notes reveals her cholesterol is sky high, but she denies eating fattening things. A silent stalemate fills the place as the elephant in the room shifts about uneasily. The doctor decides to go for it.
“Well that certainly is a puzzle Mrs. Dempsey…. how about dairy products?”
“Let me think, dairy you say? Humpf…”
She then begins in the slow deliberate tones of someone who’s first language is Irish,
“Of cream, I would take not a bit.
Of milk, I would have a drop in my tea.
Cheese. Cheese I would have. With one grape or maybe two.”
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